Unless otherwise stated, all performances start at 7.30 pm and any concessions offered apply to under 16s and over 60s

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

30 Sep to 4 Oct

Cotswold Players
£16

Tom Stoppard

First performed at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 1966, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead cemented Sir Tom Stoppard’s reputation as one of Britain’s finest comedy playwrights.
This is a retelling of Shakespeare’s Hamlet with two very crucial differences. Firstly, it is told from the point of view of two minor characters, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, who pop up briefly and periodically in Shakespeare’s play to advance the plot. Secondly, Stoppard has taken what is arguably Shakespeare’s most grim tragedy, full of death, madness, jealousy and rage and turned it into a comedy!


Whilst struggling to understand where they are, what they are doing and even which one is Rosencrantz and which Guildenstern, the story unfolds. We meet a disreputable raggle-taggle troupe of musical Tragedians and their enigmatic and bawdy leader, the original cast of Hamlet, including: the wicked usurping Uncle Claudius; Hamlet’s amoral and conflicted mother, Gertrude; the tragic weeping Ophelia; and the counterfeiting Hamlet himself.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, aided and abetted by the Tragedians, and betrayed by Hamlet, grapple with the increasingly absurd plot as they journey towards their inescapable fate.


It is, by turns, riotously funny, deeply disturbing and heartbreakingly sad, and remains as fresh and relevant today as when it was first unleashed on an unsuspecting and bemused public!

Jane Eyre: an autobiography

10th October

Live Wire & RoughHouse Theatres
£16

Live Wire & Roughhouse Theatre Companies present
Jane Eyre: an autobiography


In the face of the isolation and abandonment of a loveless childhood, Jane Eyre refuses to bend to the will of her abusers. But does she achieve the independence and equality that she craves, and does her resistance change anything?


Hailed as a “brilliantly engaging piece of drama” and “a theatrical tour de force”, Live Wire and Roughhouse Theatres’ inventive exploration of the status of women in society make this critically acclaimed dramatisation as relevant today as Charlotte  Bronte’s original novel was 178 years ago.


Here is a company of technical brilliance, with a rare gift for bringing classics to life with loyalty, energy and intrigue.” FEMALE ARTS 


This is the way to introduce recalcitrant students of literature to the classics and in particular the Victorian novel.”  BRITISH THEATRE GUIDE

FILM - The Innocents

16th Oct

Cotswold Players
£8 (£5 under 18)

The Innocents (1961)



Do the dead ever return to possess the living?
Jack Clayton’s classic horror film from 1961 was based on Henry James’ The Turn of the Screw. This chilling, atmospheric classic was beautifully photographed in gothic black and white. Deborah Kerr stars as a young governess of two children who becomes convinced that the house and grounds are haunted. Lauded as one of the best British horror films ever made - this psychological masterpiece has no blood or gore -  and is spine-tinglingly perfect for an autumn evening. 



Cert: 12A

The Name of the Dame

18th October

Loose Cannons Comedy
£12 (Concessions £10)


Name of the Dame is the fast-paced, comedy-two-hander that left audiences at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in stitches. The hour-long play is written and performed by comedians Kate McCabe and Adam Perrott.


Dames, detectives, stylish hats, ‘car chases’... this parody of the film noir genre has got a gag rate that fires faster than a Tommy-gun and is marginally less painful. If you like Airplane, the oeuvre of Mel Brooks, dicey puns and sight gags, this show is probably for you.


With entertainment as the objective, the show makes the promise that ‘You will learn nothing from this play. Nor will you experience personal growth or important revelations’.


NOTD is influenced by the likes of satirical masterpieces AIRPLANE and POLICE SQUAD. The film noir genre is firmly in the crosshairs.


Come see the play that reviewers say ‘has broad appeal – silly, daft, hilarious, and highly entertaining’, is ‘easily the best show I’ve seen at The Fringe’ and is ‘hilarious from the first second’.


FILM - The Italian Job

7th Nov

Cotswold Players
£8 (£5 under 18)

The Italian Job (1969)



“You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.” 
Michael Caine stars in this classic 1960s heist movie. Noel Coward masterminds the operation from his prison cell and the film features a spectacular Mini car chase through Turin. 



Cert: PG

Frankenstein

18 to 22 Nov

Cotswold Players
£16

Childlike in his innocence but grotesque in form, Frankenstein's bewildered creature is cast out into a hostile universe by his horror-struck maker. 

 

Meeting with cruelty wherever he goes, the friendless Creature, increasingly desperate and vengeful, determines to track down his creator and strike a terrifying deal. 

 

Urgent concerns of scientific responsibility, parental neglect, cognitive development and the nature of good and evil are embedded within this thrilling and deeply disturbing classic gothic tale.

 

The Cotswold Players invite you to step back into Mary Shelley’s world in the first ever science fiction novel and experience the heartbreaking story of Frankenstein’s creature.

 

"Frankenstein", based on the novel by Mary Shelley, premiered at the National Theatre, London, in February 2011 starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller.

Terry Pratchett's Mort

27 to 29 November

Hexagon Theatre Company
£16

Hexagon Theatre Company presents 


Terry Pratchett’s Mort,
adapted for the stage by Stephen Briggs 


Death comes to us all. When he came to Mort, he offered him a job. 


When Death takes a break, his apprentice Mort gets into trouble when he interferes with 
destiny to rescue a princess. His attempts to save the Discworld from disaster involve 
Death’s daughter, a bunch of rubbish wizards, a flying horse, and an ancient mage, as well 
as the disgruntled dead (or maybe not dead) princess. Can Death himself save the day or 
is he too busy learning the conga and making fry-ups? 


Expect magic, mayhem and some strobe lighting.


This is a performance by an amateur company
"Terry Pratchett" and "Discworld" are registered trademarks. 

A Christmas Carol

12th December

Don't Go Into The Cellar!
£14

Join the great Victorian novelist Charles Dickens as he brings to life one of the most famous ghost stories of all time. A tale of revenants and redemption, hauntings and humbug, seasonal spooks and sentiment.



Award-winning actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin performs as Dickens in this one-man performance, co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.

FILM - It's a Wonderful Life

19th Dec

Cotswold Players
£8 (£5 under 18)

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)



In this Christmastime feel-good favourite James Stewart plays a man beset with many personal problems and on the verge of suicide. An angel intercedes and shows him what his hometown would be like without him.



Cert: U

The Santa Show

20th December at 2.30 pm

Stratford Theatre Company
£12 (Child/Family tickets available)

The Santa Show

Family Christmas fun with amazing magic, seasonal songs and some of the worst Christmas jokes ever to be pulled out of a cracker! Don't miss the chance to get Christmas off to a flying start!  

 


Adult - £12

Child - £6

Family (4 with max 2 adults) - £28

Sinderfella

20th December at 7.30 pm

Stratford Theatre Company
£19

Sinderella - The P%*$ed Up Panto!

We're sorry to announce that we're resorting to base and coarse language, stupidity, cheap laughs and plenty of innuendo.

 

It's not your Grandma's fairy tale! The only Panto where the glass slipper is a shot glass!

 

It's going to be a hoot! Just don't bring the kids! Over 18s only!

 

The Wizard of Oz

23, 24 28-31 Jan at 7.30
25 Jan at 2.30

Cotswold Players
£18 (£10 under 16)


“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Stroud anymore”


Skip down the Yellow Brick Road with Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion in this exciting stage production of “The Wizard of Oz”. Meet the Munchkins, the good witch Glinda and the Emerald City citizens but watch out for the Wicked Witch of the West in all her evil greenness!


L. Frank Baum's story has been delighting children and adults for generations but this stage version created for the Royal Shakespeare Company sticks closely to the much-loved 1939 film which starred Judy Garland.


With mind-blowing stage trickery let us take you on a fantastic journey from the drab fields of Kansas, through the eye of a tornado to the colourful land of Oz and finally, with three clicks of the ruby-slippers, safely back to the farm.


“There’s no place like home!”


A Knight of Terror

13th February

Bonnet Dog
£13

‘What do you know of the west of England?’
‘But surely that's a myth!’
‘I assure you, Mr Winchester, it is very real.’


Embark on this hilarious Victorian ghost story of a witless young man and a cast of eerie locals, with curses, skulls and Shin kicking. 


An old man languishing in his stately home awaits the arrival of his solicitor to share a tale of golden days... Oh, and the Butler is on fire. Journalist Thomas Carstairs is absolutely hopeless. He's foppish, foolish and above all totally unqualified to be a writer. Looking for inspiration, Thomas travels to a remote seaside town and immediately has an unceremonious welcome from the locals who see him for the pathetic, talentless toff he undoubtedly is. 


What starts as an innocent writing retreat leads to the discovery of a wizened and mysterious skull of terrifying origins. One that has the power to bring Thomas’ wildest fortunes into being and awaken a formidable foe… An armoured one.


Created by Bonnet Dog, ‘A Knight of Terror’ is a Victorian Gothic Ghost Story that mixes the uncanny tales of M. R. James with the silliness of classic British humour. Join us as we recite this ripping yarn that promises laughs as well as chilling spooks.


Bonnet Dog are Will Jones, Joe Brooks and George Jacobs, based in Weston-super-Mare. Frequent performers of weird in ‘From the Mud Cabaret’. Their other shows have included ‘Bad Things’, ' Making Plans for Hugo’ and ‘Fishing in Puddles’
 
Devised by Will Jones & Joe Brooks
Directed by George Jacobs
Photos by Adam Leppard
Knight Design by Erin Williamson 

 


Current audition information can be found here


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